so i was eating at wendys

just two things we noticed when going to wendys yesterday to eat. the first thing was this dude who appeared to be humping the soda machine. i mean it wasn't just the occasional brush up against it. it was the im gonna pound it so hard it cant walk the next day. and you of course we laughed. got scared then wanted to run....but we didn't. who knows he may of just had an itch. the next was when we were just near finishing. not sexually. but we couldn't tell this goth/cross dresser. we couldn't tell if it was a he or a she. he/she had boobs, we think. but then the facial complection appeared as a guy. very weird and random thing to happen

sgt.overby wrote:the first thing was this dude who appeared to be humping the soda machine. i mean it wasn't just the occasional brush up against it. it was the im gonna pound it so hard it cant walk the next day.

Hmmm...where was this? It might have been me. I'm known to dry hump random objects when in public...especially if it's at a guitar store.

...Uh huh. This explains a lot. >.>

Nova wrote:...Uh huh. This explains a lot. >.>

I almost got kicked out of Guitar Center once for dry humping an 8x10 bass cab. They weren't happy with me. So now I gotta be sneaky about it.

Personally, I would deny such allegations, but I'm clearly guilty of humping coca cola machines nationwide... its a fetish really